I didn't know very much about this book before I started reading it. I knew it was a futuristic book about the dangers of technology, and that was pretty much it. I knew they made a movie about it over the summer that didn't fare too well, but I figured since it was critically acclaimed that it would at least be a decent read.
What do ghosts eat for supper?
-spooketti
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
-Hope it's Halloween
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
-Spelling
Why didn't the skeleton go to...
500 bricks are in the airplane, one falls out. How many are left?
-499
How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?
-Open the fridge, put it in, close the fridge.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
-Open...
