500 bricks are in the airplane, one falls out. How many are left?

-499

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

-Open the fridge, put it in, close the fridge.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

-Open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, close the fridge.

The Lion King is having a party, all the animals are there except for one. Who is not there?

-The giraffe because it’s still in the fridge.

Sally is walking home from school and has to cross alligator infested waters, but she survives. Why?

– Because the alligators are at the Lion King’s party.

Sally then got a concussion on her way home. Why?

-Because she got hit in the head with a brick.

Why do hippos paint their toenails red?

-To blend into cherry trees.

Have you ever seen a hippo in a cherry tree?

-No?

Then it is working!! 😉

There was a father who had two sons named Ikey and Mikey. One day, they stayed home while their father went to the store, but he left his keys there. The father yelled to Ikey, “Throw my key out the window!” And then Mikey went flying through the window.