What do ghosts eat for supper?
-spooketti

What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
-Hope it’s Halloween

What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
-Spelling

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
-He didn’t have any body to go with.

What room does a ghost not need?
-A living room

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
-A nectarine

What goes around a haunted house and never stops?
-A fence

Where do ghosts buy their food?
-A ghost-ery store!

What happens when a ghost gets lost in fog?
-He is mist

What do Italians eat on Halloween?
-Fettuccine Afraid-o

What instrument does a skeleton play?
-A trombone

How are vampires like fake teeth?
-They all come out at night